Chris set a world record today. World Biggest Baby. All he did was cry about only the best beer ebing good enough for him. As if a guy with a stomach that big can pretend to be discerning.
Today I started a blog. It’s going to be so awesome. I’m going to fill it with lies and half truths. It’ll be up to you, the reader, to figure out which is which. Lolls. JK. There’s no reader.